Why He’s Hot:
- This fine piece of ass is Channing Tatum. He was a fucking GI JOE FOR FUCK’S SAKE! I would bang the hell out of him in that get up.
- Channing can dance. Like dance, dance. Not dance in the - oh hey I want to dance, but I’m not good enough to so let me go on some reality dance show and look like a tool - dance but in the I’m Channing Tatum STFU, sit down, and watch me dance. He can break it the fuck down, and it will make all of your panties wet.
- His body. His body. Good grief his fucking body. Not to mention those piercing eyes. With that fucking combo your pants should already be off. I mean, mine already are.
- Nice bulge there Channing. I greatly approve. I also approve of The Scruff. My nether regions are tingling as we speak.
- Channing used to strip. Yes, you heard it right. Channing used to STRIP. Even Ellen gets all hot and bothered from it. Hey Channing! *scrounges for some cash* GET OVER HERE!! You bitches better line up ‘cause I’m getting my lap dance first.
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He was a STRIPPER?!
